audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)

Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.

by The Hungarian Language Master January 3, 2018

een Jantje

'Een Jantje doen';
Wanneer je 7 herexamens (of meer) hebt en toch nog op alles door geraakt.

Persoon 1: Moet Tim nu eigenlijk veel vakken meepakken?
Persoon 2: Nope.
Persoon 1: Echt? Hij had toch 7 herexamens?
Persoon 2: Ja, maar hij heeft een Jantje gedaan.

by paterschacht November 19, 2018

tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020

Nazi Janitor

Someone who makes too much of an effort to make something appear unnecessarily good or better than it is, and gets mad at others for "messing it up"

In reference to that time at Aushwitz when SS guards told prisoners to clean their rooms so when other people saw the camps, they would appear clean, despite the horrendous deeds.

Parent: (hosing down the driveway which is covered in children's chalk art)
Child: WTF are you doing?

Parent: cleaning
Child: You're such a Nazi Janitor! ugh!

by barnyardtippertapper December 10, 2020

Clare Janet McGovern

the greatest, most prettiest, hottest, and best. a literal celebrity.

Look at Clare Janet McGovern, she’s such a Clare Janet McGovern

by erenyeager March 16, 2021

Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021

Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022