Bone Collected

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

by Bnewb November 9, 2008

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep

homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"

by thisisaregret July 14, 2017

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

Buck and bone

When a guy is buck naked and bone hard, and obviously ready to engage in some erotic activities. Being properly (un)dressed and sexually stimulated for solo play or with a parter of any persuasion.

By the time she came to bed I was already buck and bone.

We were talking of what to do next. He gestured toward the shower and we were both buck and bone in a matter of seconds.

I had no place to go and no one to see. I was already buck and bone so I did some edging for an hour.

by Les S. Moore July 28, 2019

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017