Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.
"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."
by m@tt hoke November 17, 2004
Get the Internet Boobs mug.When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.
Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
by Get off the internet! January 1, 2011
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1. a browser based on ancient techbology
2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages
2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages
1. when was the last time they updated IE? the 30s?
2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots
2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots
by Chipface March 11, 2005
Get the internet explorer mug.A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.
As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."
Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."
Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009
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Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.
George W. Bush: He's our current president.
As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.
Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.
Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.
George W. Bush: He's our current president.
As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.
Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.
by Codell April 20, 2009
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Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
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Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
by StANTo August 23, 2009
Get the internet miles mug.A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
by Internet = must be true September 7, 2009
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