Import Tuner

A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota, Mistubishi vehicles, that have been modified with various after-market parts in an attempt to make them better, faster, and more appealing to other owners of cars of the same type and style. Another trait associated with Import Tuners is the link between them, their owners and various forms of street racing, as is accurately portrayed in all of the Fast and the Furious movies and the game, Need for Speed Underground. The "usual" age 18-30 drivers of these cars usually are looking to prove themselves on the street and are most commonly:
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.

Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:

1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.

2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.

3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.

4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.

5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.

6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.

Jim: All these little import tuners almost hit me last night going a million miles an hour down the highway!!!

Tom: Posers.

by Prophecy2012 September 29, 2008

Consumed with Imports

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.

"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"

by Sharpe J. October 14, 2004

Imposter

An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill all the crewmates it can catch. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as one of the innocent crewmates. The objective of Among Us is to sniff out the Imposter, catch it, and vote it out of the airlock before it's too late.

Brown was the Imposter. Two Imposters remain.

Has anybody seen the Imposter yet?

Call an emergency meeting! I just saw the Imposter kill Yellow and then vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

ඞ is sus imposter

AMÖGUS!!11! ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

lets play this game called among us!
3 days later: ඞ is sus imposter!

by Amogus King SUS!!! January 18, 2022

sussy baka amognus impostor

Someone who goes into a white van for candy

Little Mike: So do I get my candy now?
Kidnapper: Ur a little sussy baka amognus impostor

by Wheresthemilk July 7, 2022

importantest

for when something is the most important thing

no i am the most importantest

by ehae February 18, 2022

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011