iPhone

A waste of money

Timmy: I bought the new iPhone 14 Pro Max
Justin: You just wasted your money
Timmy: You mean my parents money
Justin: *leaves*

by SoaR Renegade on Apple Music February 25, 2024

iphone air

The extremely thin iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17, 17 pro and 17 pro max. iPhone 6 flashbacks anyone?

the iphone air will be the iPhone 6 all over again

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025

IPhone

A smartphone that sucks your dick for you.

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*

by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

iPhone

The best phone's on the market RIGHT NOW.

Person 1: what phone should i buy?
Person 2: iPhone

by CoolGuyWith iPhone February 18, 2022

iPhone 16e

Still better than the iPhone air.

the fact that the iPhone 16e is a better buy than the iPhone air shows how much Tim overcooked the iPhone air

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 25, 2025

iPhone 9

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024