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iPhone 1G

The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g

-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist

-hah I know right
by anonymous May 9, 2023
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iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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IPhone

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*
by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
by AI_Buni October 15, 2022
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iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.
Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT
by Not_Ice March 5, 2022
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iPhone

The iPhone is a line of mobile cellular devices produced by Apple. They were first released in 2007, and run on a proprietary operating system, known as iOS (iPhone Operating System.)
by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025
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