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Homer

Homer - A typical well not so typical because he only roots for his team (the local team) when they are winning.
Boy Red is such a Homer.
by Louis Klisser August 20, 2003
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North Haverhill

A small town nessled in the middles of the woods in New Hampshire. Its beautiful if you love constant sense of de ja vu. "This looks familiar, I think I've been here before. Yep, that tree definitely looks familiar. But then, there ARE nothing but trees here."

This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."

Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".

A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.
North Haverhill, New Hampshire is an end all death trap. You'll never get out once you get in.
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Homer

A small town in the middle of no where where kids do nothing but get high like erryday. or drink in tents.
"what do you want to do today?"
"man i don't know were in Homer and it's raining."
"it doesn't rain in the woods."
"shit dude let's go there!"
by $3DY0 June 27, 2008
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HoverDonkey

HoverDonkey hov·er don·key n. pl. Hoverdonkeys

A one-of-a-kind animal; small, long ears, short erect mane; hovers slightly above the ground; has tendency to urinate on fellow posters shoes without warning; a step above your average burro; pale grey/brown; When Science goes Bad, HoverDonkeys are often the result; never domesticated or tamed; A single species: the HoverDonkey (Equus (Posticus) hoverous); Invented by BadMagicGirl of the Transformerslive.com message board for purposes unknown; HoverDonkey is currently the only one of its kind until further reasearch and development on the project continues; Current status: escaped from captivity after remote control systems were damaged
Kym rode a HoverDonkey to work on Thursday.
by Xaxis August 29, 2008
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homer

v. To drool on one's pillow during sleep, in the manner of Homer Simpson.
I slept so hard last night, I woke up and found I had homered all over my pillow
by Ian M. Noone October 27, 2013
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cock haver

The stereotypical man-perv.

A walking hard on.
Ian stop being such a cock haver.
by nick575657 December 27, 2007
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Back Haver

An individual that looks out for their peers well being and reputations and will defend his or her friends at the cost of being alienated by others.
Jesse was not being a back haver today when he was talking shit behind my back!
by Krizzie & Jrizzie December 30, 2010
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