A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
Get the shart housemug. The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
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fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
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by fngrs September 20, 2020
Get the Funny housemug. A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 9, 2017
Get the house crawlmug. by Don Alfredo August 31, 2021
Get the Fortnite Housemug. Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
by Rigid ball March 31, 2009
Get the Blast Housemug. by Alpine Gorilla March 16, 2020
Get the House ratmug. attire not fitting for others to see;
the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;
the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;
the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;
the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;
the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.
I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!
Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!
Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
by jobabes February 10, 2010
Get the house crazymug.