A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010

Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010

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boat hooker

A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.

Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.

boat hooker by Robots January 1, 2008

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pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty

Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!

pirate hooker by Andrew May 13, 2005

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