hook it up

Assemble various components to make a system that serves a specific purpose. (Usually an electronic gadget like a music system or a TV)

Guy (to the girl who just moved in next door): Say! That's a pretty radical CD System you got over there!
Girl: Yeah. It's a gift from my dad. But I seem to have lost the user manual somewhere.
Guy: No problem! I'd be glad to hook it up for you.

by Abhishek October 23, 2003

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Hartmann Hook

The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.

Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

by George, Alex, Brendan December 14, 2008

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indiana hook

A wrestling move where one penetrates their right thumb into the anal rectum of his foe. He then pulls, thus hooking, and immediately making his opponent submit.

Did you here how he lost?

No, what was it?

He got the Indiana Hook!

Ouhhhhh!!!

by Gregory536 June 20, 2016

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power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

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hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 7, 2004

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Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.

"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"

by BigLeeBrink October 20, 2013

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