Hatter

Some bitch that goes on urban dictionary and tries to make you look bad putting your name on here...some bitch that's ugly inside and sometimes on the outside too that feels like shit and tries to make others feel there pain or just hate people that are cooler then them

MR G peaks hey what's up matt you like these new Jordan's I got just got em from footlocker they just came out last week

Matt THE HATTER speaks man you know those are not from the mall there from the Swapt meet get real you freaking cheap azz bitch motha fucka fuck you you fucking dumb ass motha fucka

{but he says it behinds MR G's BACK} lol

by jjjjjjjjjjohnson August 26, 2014

heater

When your coffee is getting cold or low, and you only want a little more in your cup.... you need a heater.

Coffee anyone?

"I could use a heater."

by BeanHead May 26, 2006

hatter

A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC

That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.

by Shefford Hatter March 5, 2004

Heteroflexible

In the swinging lifestyle someone who will let a person of the same gender preform a sexual act on them, but never reciprocate.

Female #1: Oh she is so sexy, I think I'm gonna try and get me some of that!
Female #2: Honey just skip it she's only Heteroflexible.
Female #1: T#@t tease

by ilovesexy September 18, 2013

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

heteroflexible

A person who believes they are straight, but will sleep with the same sex, but is not open about their sexuality as bi-sexual individuals.

I'm not gay because i sleep with men sometimes, that means i'm just heteroflexible.

by Adam and Steve's Towing April 12, 2010

Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible is just another term for being bisexual that people who are closeted about their sexuality and want to hold onto some part of a heterosexual identity that never was there in the first place since they are not straight or hetero at all.

If the person was really heterosexual or straight they would not be having sex with the same gender while drunk or at all, or sexually attracted to both genders or bisexual.

I'm heteroflexible it means I'm bisexual but I can call myself by a different label to avoid the biphobia that gay men and lesbians have towards bisexuals.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011