Gimp hat

Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp

Its freezing today, better wear my gimp hat when I go down that river!

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

shi-hats

Extreme expression of dissapointment.

Most likely derived from 'shit'.

I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!

by theRealSheep February 3, 2005

squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

Arse Hat

"Arse hat" someone that is full of shit, a gold medalist Oxygen thief.

Man that guy is an "Arse Hat" he is clearly talking out of his arse and has no clue of what he is talking about.

by BeauJean August 1, 2018

lemon hat

upon receiving anal sex, the male shoves a peeled lemon into the females rectum.

"Dude! I gave this girl a lemon hat last night!"
"Nice, how did it go?!"
"I'm not allowed within 50 feet of her anymore"

by nigger boy October 7, 2013

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011