I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...
by joe tim March 16, 2011

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2009

1. A sarcastic remark, letting someone know that you think that their "problems" could be very easily solved.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.
unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*
normal person: life is hard...
normal person: life is hard...
by gakinu July 9, 2009

1. When the vagina gets hard,horny through sexual arousal usually by stimulation or during foreplay.
2. When a vagina gets hard/horny/aroused and it resembles a "hard taco"
2. When a vagina gets hard/horny/aroused and it resembles a "hard taco"
Example.
1. Amber got a hard taco when she rubbed up against Daniel's leg
2. Susy got a hard taco when she kiszed Dave
3. When madison was horny, she had a hard taco
1. Amber got a hard taco when she rubbed up against Daniel's leg
2. Susy got a hard taco when she kiszed Dave
3. When madison was horny, she had a hard taco
by xjaovsieer March 26, 2009

Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
by Bighate March 3, 2015

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.
by Flo May 13, 2005

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!
man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!
man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?
wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!
by ezpoppy August 8, 2006
