Hipster

One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the deck. The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns anything held dear by the mainstream. Ideally, a hipster posses body fat in the single digits.

I saw Eli Fuld riding his fixie the other day. How anti-mainstream of him. He's the only hipster in YU.

by Marky mArk 247 December 22, 2010

hipster hopper

A hipster of the hip-hop persuasion. While following the hipster doctrines of apathy, a non-corporate lifestyle, and non-conformity, the hipster hopper often listens to rap, wears baggier clothes, and gold chains, most likely for purposes of irony.

1: "does that guy think he's flava flav?"
2: "no, he's just a hipster hopper"

by danny zuko January 13, 2009

Hamster Hump

The act of vigorous dry humping.

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."

by Matt H. October 5, 2004

Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

by APokedex October 22, 2011

hampsterman

An abomontaion of nature, one parent being a hampster one being a disturbed human with a furry rodent fetish and another parent being satan himself.
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.

The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?

Children(in fear): The hampsterman?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches

Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?

The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can

Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should

"Fuck you hampsterman you suck."

by Richard Butler June 20, 2007

Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.

Almi pwns Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.

Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!

by Mikanos April 12, 2011