hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017

hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017

hairy bonbon

hairy ball in mouth. (Please advise if I am wasting my time trying to get this hilarious term in your dictionary so I can go elsewhere.....I have hundreds of friends who believe it should be included.....if you do not provide some kind of 'unofficial' advice, I will just keep trying. Thanks.)

She got a hairy bonbon from her boyfriend.

by Flespu June 17, 2016

hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017

Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

Hairy TicTac

When someone is seen which a head shaped like a TicTic and are seen with a load of hair plus facial hair such as a beard etc....

-“Hey!, Have you seen Dave recently?”

-“No, why?”
-“ Haha!, he looks like a right hairy TicTac, would hate to be him...”

by Cammy.kerr441 July 11, 2019