Hag Rabbit.

1. Someone that clearly has mental issues.
2. A waste of life.
3. A whore, typically male.

Hey, did you see Tyler today? He's such a hag rabbit.

by cakelover? October 20, 2010

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old hag syndrome

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one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

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Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

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When a women falls in love with a gay guy

You Max? He’s gay you hag.

by AidenTherian August 13, 2022

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Hot Ass Girlfriend

My buddy has one hell of a hag, he's a lucky dude.

by Carrigangsta June 4, 2018

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A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

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