the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
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Get the Piss hag mug.Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.
Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
by MayHemme July 31, 2021
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Get the Bessie Hag mug.Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
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Get the Jet hag mug.What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
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