a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.
if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat
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