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Goon Squad 

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag
Goon Squad by Pootersen January 31, 2009
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goon wake up time 

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

goon booth 

A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons
"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
goon booth by K0k04 July 28, 2018

Goon baller 

A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+
John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.

Goon Dungeon 

This word describes your work-place when at least 87 percent of your co-workers look like stone face gorgons!!!! Escpecially applies if you work in the sub-levels of your work-place.
Man, this job is the worst....so many goons around here, I hate going to work at the Goon Dungeon....
Goon Dungeon by Troy Johnson July 18, 2006

Goon Buddy 

A person/s on which his/hers own nomination decides to buddy up with a fellow goon drinker and promise to complete a whole bag of goon, Hence Goon Buddy. Often ends with both person/s owned.
Person 1: "Hey i found some Goon!"
Person 2: "ill be goon buddy with you."
Goon Buddy by Mickey Cross July 31, 2007