A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons
"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
This word describes your work-place when at least 87 percent of your co-workers look like stone face gorgons!!!! Escpecially applies if you work in the sub-levels of your work-place.
A person/s on which his/hers own nomination decides to buddy up with a fellow goon drinker and promise to complete a whole bag of goon, Hence Goon Buddy. Often ends with both person/s owned.