global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

by precision123 December 10, 2011

Globgogabgalab

"The yeast of thoughts and minds"

I am the Globgogabgalab

by The (real) The The May 19, 2018

Around The Globe Dome

When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.

1. "Yo i just an around the globe from that english chick the spanish chick and the asian chick but i couldnt get hard"

2. L Dub : "son he had three girls from 3 different nationalities sucking his dick"
Vito: "Hahahaha"
L Dub: "He got an around the globe dome dogg"
Vito : "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Vito : "That made my day"

by Lamar "L-dub" Lax God (and VJ) August 11, 2008

Global Slut

A term given to someone who travels a lot, specifically to other countries (hence the word 'global'), for their studies or for work experience. Supposed to be used in a joking manner.

Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
Amy: Oh, a holiday?
Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.

by Rina Lam October 19, 2011

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

cunt globe

when ones cunt has been so viciously humped that it resembles a globe, very loose and open.

I was about to give this chick the works but when i pulled down her kelt she had a cunt globe.

by dj b March 16, 2005