Gift Basket

Vagina

I put it all in her gift basket.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION June 30, 2016

Jay's Gift

a generous offering or gesture usually of large value

"nice coat was that Jay's Gift" the speaker is addressing the coat as a gift

by Astro Jovial March 3, 2025

Gift Hijacking

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!

by Kittiefied November 27, 2012

Gift

A Gift is someone trash who complains a lot and is a short person who doesnt like anyone and no one likes him. They are usually the butt of the class.

That guy is such a Gift!

by Real a$$ goon bish November 10, 2019

Ia ns nitro gift day

Give I a N one nitro gift on Dec. 10th!!

Ia ns nitro gift day Gift him!!

by IANLIKESCHICKEN90 December 10, 2020

conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013