Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

mr. giannone

A really big fucking pervert faggot ass with a man bun which is really fucking creepy

He touched my friends boob therefore he pulled a Mr. Giannone

by Mr.g.com May 5, 2018

Never gonna give you up

A popular song by singer Rick Astley from 1988 that became a viral meme sensation during the early days of YouTube to trick people.

Person 1: "yo wanna hear Darude sandstorm?"

Person 2: "Sure"

Person 1: "Heres the link"

Person 2: "...Wait? isnt this Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley?"

by Supreme Boss July 29, 2020

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization

God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

by blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadd May 5, 2011

Zero Gigs

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

by Ramrunner December 16, 2015

gitshit

A texan way to either:
1- get shit
2- Gotcha (I understood you)
3- Hit the road

"GITSHIT!"

"WTF does that mean?"

"I'ma texan booy, it cou' mean anytheing I wann' it to bey!"

"Fuck you!"

"GITSHIT!"

by Fukaface! September 19, 2011

Gianna

Gianna. Where to start. Gianna has been through a heck of a lot of shnit, and still brings smiles to everyones faces. If you know a Gianna, you know what I mean. She looks older than she is, and acts ten years younger. There is nothing she can do that won’t leave you in tears of joy. If you ever meet a Gianna, she is gonna be your rock. Your best friend. Gianna has a gorgeous face and has all the men chasing her, so if there’s a Gianna in your life, you better get to her before she is taken! Gianna has one of the best personalities you’ve ever seen. She doesn’t give a crap about what others think of her. Nothing has ever or will ever bring her down. She is smart and knows whats up, unlike most of her friends who don’t quite get the picture yet. Her style is bomb, but also loves to rock a big sweatshirt every now and then and pulls it off like no other. If you a Gianna, never let her down, she doesn’t deserve it.

Hey look its Gianna, look at her go!
Omg I’ve never seen anyone dance like her before! I’m shook.

by yourfriendsdefs May 4, 2019