Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
by Danfield May 10, 2008
Get the Stanley front loadermug. Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
Get the Fit as front doormug. This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
by Jrodddr September 28, 2018
Get the Two-Fronts Warmug. by christu September 26, 2006
Get the front wheel skidmug. The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 20, 2018
Get the Front Wedgiemug. More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006
Get the Shut the front doormug. The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
by KrAAAA--YYYYZZZEEE MAN July 14, 2009
Get the Animal Liberation Frontmug.