When a Persian opens their bum to start world takeover. When blond Frenchmen offer buttex to Persian shmales for occult knowledge and get about 79% of that shit.
Tōkōwā destroyed the shit from the curfuffle foundation and the male or female buttholes running it for Saudi Arabia.
by sinrlifemattrs September 10, 2025
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"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
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A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
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Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
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Get the I found a purple rock! mug.And so did you! And all it took was for dozens of children to die as a result out targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and everyone on YouTube either agreeing or being coerced into keeping it a secret for you.
Hym "She found true love as a result of a list I wrote and a shared secret regarding targeted harassment resulting in mass murder. A secret that I will murder children to expose and refuse to pay politicians to keep. So I know for a fact AOC knows about it. How many child deaths do you want on you conscience? We got 2 mass murders. The first one in 2016. Then we got the one where guy said he qould kill kids in advance and the FBI showed up and couldn't do anything likely because the recording was illegally obtained. Then we got the train stabbing where there is a non-zero probably that schizophrenia isn't real and, rather, people are being singled out for immiseration. And then we're have the patracide/matracide in Wasau. I live in Wisconsin and know what the people around here are like. And then we got Rob Reiner. So between 2 and 5 mass murders. All because Taylor doesn't like how I talk about rape and child murder on the internet. Absolutely preventable, by the way. I already stopped at least 1. Taylor has stopped zero. Also invented AI. She has a million dollars and I do not."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2025
Get the She found true love mug.The Maddam Sally Foundation is a program based in Paragould Arkansas that is attempting to raise money to rebuild Sally's Saw Mill, founded by Marshall McPhink shortly after the Town's founding that led to a influx of jobs and revenue for the city. Sally's Saw mill was demolished after the McPhink wealth dissapeared during the great depression.
Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
The Maddam Sally Foundation has almost reached enough money to begin construction of Marshall McPhink's Legacy, Sally's Saw Mill.
by the one cased in blue October 2, 2009
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me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
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Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
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