fobswald

Massive arse, terrible fitness and will sleep his way around the office.

Finds himself hilarious, makes excuses, loves his bakery and enjoys finishing second

Oh and an absolute snake

Your being such a fobswald

by LJL1846 November 23, 2021

foober

A person that comes up with an excuse before doing anything.

Jessica you whore you're always a foober when talking

by foobingfoober November 24, 2021

foobledoosh

to be fed up

After the argument, he was completely foobledooshed

by Turkxyy December 14, 2021

Foodstamping

When a person try’s to Jew you down. From a set price. And only wants to give you a smaller amount.

Every time I try to sell them something. They are always trying to say I’m foodstamping them.

by Larry pastor December 15, 2021

foob

A person who is a fan of a noob. A person is a fan of someone's work or gaming skills thinking they are a pro without realizing that the person they are a fan of is not actually a pro but a noob (newbie).

He's a foob of John. (This implies John is a Noob)

He's my foob. (This is implying that person saying this is not very good at something, a modest way of saying he's my fan.)

by Drflam March 16, 2022

Flobswaggled

To be utterly confused

To be tricked

To be shocked

______ was “Flobswaggled” after he was told “your mother” after he insulted a individual.

by DunDiddlyHook March 22, 2022

Foobcot

A fucker

Evan was being such a foobcot last night.

by Foobing Feeb June 5, 2022