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Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
by Bracelets January 8, 2010
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Flopping

When someone is so geeked up that they cannot control the movements of their body and contort in awkward motions
Look at Billy, he is so twacked right now he's flopping uncontrollably
by Clay Williams September 18, 2018
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flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.
That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.
by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006
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Flopping

I'm tryna go Flopping later on today, hop over madd fences and shit!
by DontCallEmLoso July 12, 2011
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flippin

To Drive your car around
I'm Flippin' Slab Through The ATX
by Big Bodie April 27, 2006
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flumpish

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.
as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.
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dog flipping

Buying dogs - usually online (e.g., craigslist, etc.) - and selling them for a nice profit
Mimi: So, how are you making money these days, girl?

Kim: I've actually been dog flipping! Great way to make some easy cash!
by Kirby04 January 5, 2011
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