flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

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flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 4, 2004

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big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003

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Schmekel Flop

The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.

While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."

by theL1 November 2, 2009

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brit flop

A well meaning comeback performance destined to become a miserable failure, a flop, done by someone who used to be on top of their thing but is now failing. Refers to Britney Spears failure at the MTV Video Awards, 9/2007

She needs to rest and review her material before coming out with a new performance. She is in serious danger of doing a brit flop.

by Bertram49 September 23, 2007

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