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FLOORIST

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.
Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021
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He is the best Clash of Clans and Colonists of Catan player in the world.
A wild floepie appeared.
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Lucy is a flootist
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Floating through life ,not a care in the world because you have no idea what's going on around you, or concept of time
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when one farts from the anal region the fart then travels to the vaginal (coochie) thus creating a floofie
“hey why did you fart 2 times” because it was a flootie
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