Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

by Forgotten-one December 28, 2005

Fucked

Being in love with two sisters

You are madly in love with the older sister but then you fall in love with her younger sister. You can't meet the older sister but you can date the younger one. That's Fucked!

by fass62 December 27, 2011

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

flicked the bean

The part of the shocker that everyone forgets about. i.e. Using your thumb to stimulate the clit while giving the shocker.

Man...I put two in the pink, one in the stink and then flicked the bean!!

by Myles M November 19, 2006

Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.

Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."

by kablamsam December 19, 2008

shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.

john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.

by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010