Feet

Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.

(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)

Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?

Mike: They're my feet.

by RideTheWalrus! January 2, 2009

feesh

Fish, when described with a ridiculous and fake Italian accent.

I needa somma feesh!

by Rosh April 20, 2003

Duck Feet

Post masturbation, the concoction of man juice and lotion/lubricant. That seeps between your fingers, and creates a sort of webbing between them.

Alex-"Dude! I just got the biggest duck feet EVER."
Camdyn- "Your fuawckin disgusting, Alex."

by TheDickStrangler February 21, 2015

Six Feet Under

A hardcore death metal band founded by Chirs Barnes the former singer of Cannabil Corpse

Hey did you get the new Six Feet Under CD?

by volume June 6, 2005

Feet

The things with the toenails on them.

To my suprise, my feet are awesome.

by Mike Sergio Loecher November 20, 2002

mongoloid feet

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.

Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.

by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005

Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011