feed the trees

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

by Gumbyisme November 7, 2008

feeding the kitty

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

spoon feed the dragon

another name for beatin off

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.

by DeLarsh January 8, 2009

News Feed

Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.

Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition

by oaone September 8, 2006

feeds

Feeds is when you would give that person a nice run

for example "wow she's hot i'd feed her"

"would you feed her?"

"want to grab some feeds"

by wowfeeds November 20, 2012

feeding the cats

What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."

by T.M. December 28, 2005

Feed the fish

To vomit, especially over the side of a boat, where the vomit would then be eaten by fish.

I was seasick on the ferry and had to feed the fish

by tvod November 14, 2014