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chic family

The biggest losers possible. Welfare cheats, law suit kings, and drug dealers.
Whose the trashiest people ever? The chic family is pure trash scum. The mom is the worst.
by Freddie K. December 12, 2015
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keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever
hey are you apart of the keyper family?
by keyper_forever September 1, 2017
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Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after Kyle 'Cap' Barr, boss of the family, who founded the family in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution,2 fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss Kyle 'Cap' Barr and capo Justin 'Fatty J' Swiger, both play Playstation, to find new members.
Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)
by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022
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Family Bath

When your whole family takes a bath together
Wanna come over for tonight’s family bath
by FamilyBathMan April 2, 2019
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The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.
Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"
by AkBeast August 10, 2019
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Fenech Family

The craziest and coolest family ever! They sit around campfires in the pouring rain and listen to oldies all night long. Someone in the family owns a cat named Albert, and one member is actually a tickle monster. About good portion of the family are hicks, while the rest are dying from smog inhalation.
I wish i was part of the Fenech family! They're the best!
by afer94 June 7, 2009
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Street Family

Street family culture derives from homeless youth. Often times disabled homeless youth, or just youth that no one cares about. In some places, street family members grow into adults and stay in the family.

What can you do, when you are young, and no one cares about you? Children tend to have very active imagination, children like to play house.

A street family is a pretentious family created by children not being protected.

It isn't necessarily violent, but there is often drama, as drama comes with poverty.

Street families tend to disregard traditional family roles. In fact, in some cases, that includes having nonsensical roles, like the street mom's street brother being also the street brother of the street mom's street son.

Street family members tend to be extremely vulnerable leading to victimization, which includes police misconduct.

The tone varries, but street family members are easily replaceable to the outside world, however, if they were conditional towards each other, they wouldn't last.

In this hypothetical street family, it lasted more than 10 years. Billy is 23, being one of the youngest, he joined at 14, with ODD and being abused after getting abandoned.
Billy has been stabbed in the back lots of times by his street family, but he stays because it's his security.
They are afraid, held together by fight or flight. The entire point is to pretend that there is stability where there is none.
Bitzy is my street mom in my street family. We kinda just vibe.
by mynameis FThem Cloud December 1, 2021
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