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Fake-Bake 

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

Very Fake News 

CNN
MSNBC

A new term made popular by President Trump when referring to biased media particularly against him.
Mr. President do you think Putin is testing you? No. I don't think so that's very fake news.

When referred to:
In recent real news, Trump has downgraded CNN from fake news to very fake news. Back to you Karen.
Very Fake News by TRUMP2017 February 16, 2017
This trailer is so fakee, my nigger!
fakee by nigrer July 15, 2011

Fake 420 

A way of tricking people into looking at the clock thinking it is time to smoke marijuana.
Dude, I was so ready to smoke the sweet doja when Carl fake 420ed me at noon.
Fake 420 by Juan Nutt March 6, 2011

50 yard fake out 

Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"
50 yard fake out by Kailn33 March 24, 2008

fake news 

Normally typed in ALL CAPS, It is the only type of news that Mr. Trump loves.
"Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!"
"Don't let the FAKE NEWS tell you that there is big infighting in the Trump Admin. We are getting along great, and getting major things done!"
"Russia talk is FAKE NEWS put out by the Dems, and played up by the media, in order to mask the big election defeat and the illegal leaks!"
"FAKE NEWS media knowingly doesn't tell the truth. A great danger to our country. The failing @nytimes has become a joke. Likewise @CNN. Sad!"
"Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!"
"Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."
"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"
"The fake news media is going crazy with their conspiracy theories and blind hatred. @MSNBC & @CNN are unwatchable. @foxandfriends is great!"