facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007

fake and gay

Something that is both fake and gay. Popularized by Break.com.

Dude, did you see that new video on break.com?

Yeah, it was FAKE and GAY!

by MonkSEALPup June 14, 2008

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

Fake Tan

The new generation of women who all look orange, but when you wake up next to them they blend in with the daz white sheets. Some "men" have begun to apply fake tan, refered to as ametrosexual or a gay

Look at that bird over there, she looks like she's been tangoed.

by iguanapunk May 13, 2004

fake

A person who tries to act like something they're not. A poser or a fraud.

"Oh my god, that scene girl is so hottt."

"Dude, she's fake."

by sheispatheticx November 13, 2006

fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.

Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.

by seans December 24, 2007

Fake love

1. Fake love is when a friend fuck your bitch,
dont think with his head only think with his dick
2. Fake love is when they never be around, but once you get rich they all get down

Fake love is a song by Tony Yayo

by Ganjamaster420 December 28, 2005