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break comfy 

I was wrapped up in a blanket on the couch and I had to pee, but I didn't want to break comfy
break comfy by ivotemyself4mvp December 19, 2022

commonwealth break-up

The ending of a relationship whereby the parties, rather than agree to terminate the relationship, simply stop talking to/lose contact with each other, and nothing is done to rememdy the situation.
"When my girlfriend and I went to different universities, we never really said "It's over", we just kinda stopped talking. It was a commonwealth break-up."
commonwealth break-up by -KT- August 27, 2006

commercial break 

a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.
- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.
commercial break by blyant March 13, 2009

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comfort break 

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
comfort break by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Cut to Commercial Break 

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.