evanescense

actually thats just the nam,e of the band. evanescence actually means 'far from sight'

i cant see him!
thats because hes too far away! havent u ever heard of evanescence?

by cassie March 17, 2005

Evangaqueen

Evangelical christians (ministers, deacons, preachers, tele-evangelists) who are caught in sexual mis-conduct, typically in a homosexual arrangement, and occasionally in relation to a minor.

Once, when I was at Jesus Camp, I saw that evangaqueen; Ted Haggard. He asked me if I had any meth.

by The Fruit Fly December 27, 2006

evangelicatheist

An atheist whose obnoxiousness rivals that of an evangelical christian. They are determined to shove their beliefs in everyone's faces in the same way that evangelical christians are. Many of them claim they hate religion because it makes people think they are better than everyone else and people force it on others, while they do the same thing with their beliefs.

See Bill Maher

Bill Maher is a evangelicatheist.

by Polexia May 28, 2011

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Evan

1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal

He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)

by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013

Evan Lysacek

A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.

Why is that football player being mean to Jonny?

Oh, he's just Evan Lysacek!

by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011

evangelical

1.Someone who despite all accepted scientific evidence does not believe in evolution.
2.Even stranger in the 21st century. Someone who believes that "The passion of the Christ" is a better film than "Life of Brian"
3. Someone liable to start waving their hands during a church song.

1. Utah
2. No Taste
3. A habit more repellant than sticking your hand down your trousers in church.

by Cillie September 15, 2005