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Pagan god in the shady country of Argentina. Most easily recognizable by it's huge (read: hypnotic) smile, and his devilish hugs which can convert even the most dedicated catholic into a pagan.
Edgar's known powers are to bake pie, and crush bananas with the power of a fork at minus 8 forkings per hour. His avatar is only known as 'Edgar de Chanes' (Literally: Edgar of Chans)
His number one enemy is sleep. Due to future-vision gained after watching every Cable channel on the Argentinean TV for 5 months, he has been, so far, able to avoid sleep in the last half year.
Edgar's known powers are to bake pie, and crush bananas with the power of a fork at minus 8 forkings per hour. His avatar is only known as 'Edgar de Chanes' (Literally: Edgar of Chans)
His number one enemy is sleep. Due to future-vision gained after watching every Cable channel on the Argentinean TV for 5 months, he has been, so far, able to avoid sleep in the last half year.
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by hmm323 July 19, 2010
Get the Edward mug.A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books,where one party ingests a large amount of goldschlager (or any gold flake infused schnapps) and essentially urinates directly on their partner ( essentially a new variation of the classic golden shower) . The theory is that the gold dust particles on the urine will make the recipient sparkle in the sunlight in the morning (much like Twilight saga vampires, etc.) See also "Team Jacob"
An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.
An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.
Bro! his morning they found Laura passed out on the back porch passed out smelling like piss and sparkling like crazy.. She must have switched sides and chet gave her a "Team Edward".
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