Dumbo ears

People with large ears that pull forward making them look like they have elephant ears when wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic.

Look at that guy with dumbo ears from that face mask.

by JoeyBomm July 12, 2021

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

ear knob

The part of the ear that you slob on.

Noun “slob on my ear knob”

by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021

Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax

Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more

by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.

Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?

by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016

Hap ear

A phrase said when the worst year in your life is over

1: 2021 is finally over!
2: Hap ear!
1: Hap ear to you too!
2: Wow!

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022