dirty earthquake

When you shamelessly let one rip so violently those in your vicinity can feel the vibration.

Damn! That must have been at least a 5.8 dirty earthquake on the Shichter scale.

by The Tolkienator July 3, 2014

Riley Eastham

Someone with a huge dick, pulls the chicks, smart and usually black

Wow! That dudes got a huge penis his name must be Riley Eastham

by Can't dribble for crap September 15, 2016

Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.

“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.

by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 29, 2020

new earth

The ascended version of earth. The ascension from 3d into 5d. A time of renewal and massive transformation. The golden age of enlightenment, where everyone works in harmony with the earth, and is in tune with their soul.

James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"

Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"

by earthseraph November 4, 2021

Pyramid earther

When someone is not a flat earther or a round earther; hence, they are a pyramid earther.

John: yo the earth is flat
Geoffrey: no it’s round!
Melvin: I Am the god of all goddesses. It is a pyramid. Flat and round are nothing. It has 5 sides, and 5 continents. Obama created Australia and Europe. If you are a pyramid earther, you are one of the few remaining…

by sussibaka December 11, 2021

Left Earth

Typically used in battle rap - this signifies that a person is having an out of body experience. They're operating on a completely otherworldly plane and their opponent(s) have no chance of competing, to the extent that it's almost unfair for the opposition. It's unexplainable to the bystanders.

A level above and beyond flow state.

Rum Nitty left earth today against Tsu Surf. He was on another level!

Big T left earth in his first round against K-Shine.

I've never seen Danny Myers perform like he did against Tay Roc. Setups, Rebuttals, Schemes. There's a reason he calls himself the "Bar God".

by FamousAmos23 February 14, 2022

tmc_earthie

tmc_earthie is one of the best anitokers who never misses, he's so fucking hot imo if ur disagree u should just stfu no one cares about ur shit opinion,He thinks that 𝙇𝙐𝙁𝙁𝙔 is the best mc oat(Which is so fuckig true) if u don't agree, just go ahead and kys no one will miss you bozo, He's so hot to the point that I would give him that vacuum seal double hand twist, sucky sucky quack quack super soaker, black hole Double Gawk Gawk Tornado Mist Twist Preggo Spaghett Swirl Aunt Jemima's Flip n Dip Peel n Feel Super Soaker Grandulated Grip Ziplock Seal, suction cup brain freeze slurpy slurpy suck the soul out your body melascula style make you do the stanky leg turn my mouth into a daycare for the class of 34 blowjob.

"tmc_earthie is a sexy hot chad who I would open my legs for any day with no hesitation, I'd let him bust all up inside of my tight ussy"

by Hitler Negs May 2, 2022