E-Banging

The process of going online to Gangbang. Also known as E-Thugging, E-Banging consists of posers attempting to sound as if they are gangstas in real life by claiming shit they have no business claiming, or real gangstas attempting to mark their territory, show gang pride or set up conflict online via chatrooms and message boards. E-Banging, in either sense, is mostly regarded as the weakest attempt to gangang, as there is no risk to one's person or identity when banging online.

Yo, son, hold up a minute. I know who you are, you're that punk who was on that message board, tryin to sound as if you run the block. I know gangsta rap is popular right now, but if i catch you E-Banging again, me and a couple of REAL homeboys are gonna show up to your house with some twelve-gauges, capiche?

by AztlanReal June 29, 2009

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Happ-E Birthday

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.

I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.

by PrinceOllie May 13, 2009

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