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Dylan

A stupid ass person who has a small dick and will do anything for what he wants. If he gets a bf/gf after having sex with that person he will leave them and find a new person. He is very mean and sensitive and he is also a sociopath.

If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
Dylan is a pain in the ass
by Stars rock November 19, 2017
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A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.
Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US
by Memelover101 April 4, 2019
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A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
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If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
Dylan is gonna rush alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022
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Dylan Woah Nice Coc
by gawiest December 26, 2020
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Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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Brown coward who can’t get a white girl
by What is life 666 April 11, 2018
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