Duckaluckaphobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

She had duckaluckaphobia

by Annamal May 2, 2005

duck tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.

Duck Tape holds the universe together.

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 29, 2010

SUCKA DUCK ASS NIGGA

A BOY/GIRL WHO PUTS THERE SELF TO THE SIDE FOR THE PERSON THAT THEY ARE INVOLVED WITH

A YUH HEARD THAT DUDE SELL PHONE CUT OFF CUZ HE BOUGHT DAT BITCH SUM SHOES HE A SUCKA DUCK ASS NIGGA OHNNAHOOD

by YUNG COLD August 25, 2010

low flying duck

another word for fart, similar to barking spider

kid; daddy your gross.
dad; what? it's the low flying ducks again.

by Roccafella April 11, 2008

duclear bomb

A poop that leaves so much destruction, you eliminate every person in the surounding area near the drop site.

I ate at the chinese/mexican buffet earlier and I just droped a duclear bomb in the other stall. You have been warned.

by Cheek from Y-Town November 11, 2009

Duck slut

A girl, who can normally be found wearing camo and residing in the local trailer park. The duck slut intentionally only seeks men who hunt and participate in redneck activities. She will agressivley pursue men actively hunting ducks.

Tammy rae is such a duck slut. She will fuck anything in camo that carries a big gun.

by Duck slooot slayer February 24, 2014

duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014