A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions
by Mrs anon April 2, 2022
Get the Schrödinger‘s douchebagmug. Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
by Soph0phile December 18, 2011
Get the redefining douchebagmug. Function: noun
An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.
An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.
by cg61 September 8, 2009
Get the Mountain Douchebagmug. Douchebag 1 ~ Yo man! Check it, I just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!
Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
by Shut it! February 9, 2010
Get the douchebag orangemug. When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.
"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...
by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011
Get the Douchebag Bisonedmug. The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!
Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!
by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012
Get the Beta Douchebagmug. Very common phrase at the University of Minnesota. Refers to anyone studying at the Carlson School of Management. On campus, Douchebag and Carlson are basically synonymous. It is presumed that every Carlson student is a douchebag, so the few who are not must be identified specifically as "not a douchebag" by someone in CLA to be accepted by anyone cool on campus.
CLA Girl: "Hey what's your major?"
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."
CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."
CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."
by Chillax March 7, 2014
Get the carlson douchebagmug.