douchebag roadblock 

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

douchebag roadblock by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012

douchebag smile 

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

douchebag smile by Homer Riley June 27, 2014

Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.

Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.

Douchebag Day by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016

Douchebag 1 & 2 

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

Douchebag 1 & 2 by SlimJam August 12, 2020

Douchebag Factory 

A bar that at any point during the day has a high douchebag to normal bar goer ratio.

We were at the bar last night watching the game and it was pretty cool except after 11 it became a total Douchebag Factory.

Douchebag Factory by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010

Douchebag flagged. 

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.

Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.

As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.

Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.

Douchebag flagged. by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011

douchebag tan 

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

douchebag tan by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008