Agreed on the Douchebag

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.

"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."

by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009

Schrödinger‘s douchebag

A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions

Donald trump can be called a schrödinger‘s douchebag

by Mrs anon April 2, 2022

ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.

1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

redefining douchebag

A douchebag who posts redundant definitions on Urban Dictionary. A redefiner.

Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.

Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?

Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...

by Soph0phile December 18, 2011

Beta Douchebag

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012

Douchebag Bisoned

When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.

"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...

by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011

carlson douchebag

Very common phrase at the University of Minnesota. Refers to anyone studying at the Carlson School of Management. On campus, Douchebag and Carlson are basically synonymous. It is presumed that every Carlson student is a douchebag, so the few who are not must be identified specifically as "not a douchebag" by someone in CLA to be accepted by anyone cool on campus.

CLA Girl: "Hey what's your major?"
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."

CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."

by Chillax March 7, 2014