lakeside dining hall

Shitty-ass food

Lakeside Dining Hall-

Jim: "Hey did you get diarrhea from that Lakeside food?"
Harry: "Yes."

by Bossassbitch999 October 30, 2013

urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013

Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

endurance drinking

Endurence drinking or Duration drinking is a slowed down version of getting really hammered, it is an all day process. It is the marathon version of partying. Instead of slamming a couple of beer pitchers while watching a sports game you drink the entire day and the entire night. It's often practiced by alcoholics or by college kids on summer vacation.

Bro1 .bro we've each smashed an 18 pack and a 12 pack.
bro2 .Bro we got started at 10 am what did you expect ?

Bro1. Man we were endurance drinking all day

by anonanalballs June 5, 2015

maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

dinky dunking

Two old people fucking

Grandpa and grandma were dinky dunking all night!

by Blond princess June 7, 2016

Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016