gold digger

tiffany simon , wanna be pin up girls, girls who use men for what they have, and not for who they are

She ain't nuthin but a gold digger

by pollypikky April 3, 2009

Dingle Berry Farmer

One whom embarks upon dingle farming missions.
A harvester of luscious rich dingle terrain.
A collector of dark brown trinkets for personal consumption or for sale on the black dingle market.

After collection 400 trinkets Mikey became the worlds foremost Dingle Berry Farmer.

by Michael dicenso June 2, 2009

well digger's ass

A crude reference point to describe ambient temperature.

It's colder than a well digger's ass outside.

by buttedude July 12, 2016

digger

digger is when you dont want to say the n word

Bro is such a digger.
I hate digger.
This is the biggest digger I have ever seen.

by Koobefca June 3, 2023

dingle pincher

Anus, or Sphincter. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.

I just dropped a vulgar duce from my dingle pincher.

by Mary Allison March 5, 2008

Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.

"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023