Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 07, 2023

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Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025

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diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

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latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

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Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 12, 2025

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