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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021
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Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"
by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021
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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
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Switch And Ditch

Switch And Ditch may be applied when an FPS (First Person Shooter) RPG (Role Play Game) enables the user to spontaneously switch in and out of two classes, or multiple classes, roles.

This term could also be used for the ability to switch out of one class after the developers reduce the performance of that class (nerfed).
Soandso can switch in and out of roles before, during or after combat. We call this a "Switch and Ditch".

Soandso learned their class was nerfed, and subsequently changed their role to a different, applicable class.
by Druids Don't Heal November 8, 2012
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Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.
those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers
by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012
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the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.
by you got it made August 18, 2011
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 30, 2011
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