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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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deviani

The only person that can perceive the almighty in the world. They are likely to be greatly involved in religious practices and spend most if their lives acknowleding their duty to serve god.
Deviani is a great worshipper of Lord Shiva.
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deveis

Deveis are amazing people. They are troble makers when it comes to school. They dont worrie to much about other people say or do. Deveis gets a lot of girls just because of his outstanding looks normally falls for girls with the name Tami, or sometimes even boys like Dontea,Camarion,
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Dude! Leroy from Den Bosch is SUCH a deviant!!!!
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Points are a currency on DeviantArt that you can exchange for artwork, premium membership and llama badges.
100 points typically = 1 Dollar.

Points can be donated in the donation widget but can also be given by the commission widget, which you can exchange for real money after 2 weeks.
''Hey, I would like you to draw my character!''
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Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off
"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"
by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018
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