deperi

sticking your cock covered in peanut butter in a alligators asshole using mud and swamp water as lubrication

i deperi’d debra vangieson yesterday in the everglades

by anonymous February 3, 2025

deperi

deperi- sticking your cock covered in peanut butter in a alligators asshole using mud and swamp water as lubrication

i deperi’d debra vangieson yesterday in the everglades

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Desperate

Noun:

A song from Jamie MacDonald. One of her best songs. She wrote it when her father was dying.

I'm at the end of myself and I'm
Tired, I've tried all that I know to do
Right now it's just by a thread but I'm
I'm hanging on to You
I'm running out of hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
Desperate
Desperate
Oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
Prayed all the prayers I can pray but I
I won't stop knocking 'til You open the door
You can move a mountain
You can calm a storm
I know You can 'cause I've seen it before
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
And You're my only hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
(Oh) oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm.
(Desperate).

by Speedqueen March 29, 2026

Desperation

Roblox CCRP Game where you have to Oil Up to be able to play!

PLEASE GCOOL I NEED THIS WAVE!!!

''I managed to get waved for Desperation...''

by Ink_Tasty October 27, 2025

Desperegina

A desperate female that needs to take her vagina to an alternate resource for stuffing.

Suweetie, loudly saying my shit is the best at the In and Out Drive through followed by actually eating it for a week does not make me less gay, it just makes you a desperegina.

by ilacevoli January 1, 2026

Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

by durkadurkista November 4, 2013

Girl desperate

A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!

An example of this

Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"

Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"

by A girl who's went through this April 29, 2016