Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.
Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️
by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021
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deez nuts

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE
by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021
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Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.
Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!
by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022
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deez nuts

HA, GOTEEM
by made by shaun October 21, 2021
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deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke
hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts
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deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.
tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Something annoying as f kids say when trying to be funny when their not.
Timmy: "DEEZ NUTS!"
Sophie: "Please, SHUT THE HELL UP."
by hellothere11 August 22, 2022
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